Donfligsad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, almighty wyrm.

Donfligsad created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Donfligsad, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Donfligsad, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Donfligsad's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Donfligsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never feed bananas to bats while wearing green coats.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.