Rowyatbarn is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, generous shrew.

Rowyatbarn created the Virgo Supercluster nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rowyatbarn, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rowyatbarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Rowyatbarn's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Rowyatbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.

2. Always obey Rowyatbarn's priests.

3. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Rowyatbarn on top of all buildings.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never hurt horses.