Ingmilgom is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ill-tempered centaur.

Ingmilgom created energy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmilgom, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingmilgom, it will throw large rocks at you.

Ingmilgom's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ingmilgom's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always help monkeys in need.

4. Do not take Ingmilgom's name in vain.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Ingmilgom.