Godjenpib is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, weak wombat.

Godjenpib created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godjenpib, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Godjenpib, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Godjenpib's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Godjenpib's Holy Commandments

1. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Retreat if five badgers approach from the north.