Flanbogran Metwabcep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, selfish naga.

Flanbogran Metwabcep created dark matter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanbogran Metwabcep, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Flanbogran Metwabcep, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flanbogran Metwabcep's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Flanbogran Metwabcep's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snakes.

2. Flanbogran Metwabcep loves grasshopers, so they must be respected.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always look after injured gulls.

5. Never think about moons.