Flamsatyikgesspag is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, strong slug.

Flamsatyikgesspag created the planet Saturn five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamsatyikgesspag, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Flamsatyikgesspag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Flamsatyikgesspag's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Flamsatyikgesspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Do not drink alcohol.