Mobdisshudsidtof is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humorless mole.

Mobdisshudsidtof created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mobdisshudsidtof, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Mobdisshudsidtof, it will strike you with lightening.

Mobdisshudsidtof's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Mobdisshudsidtof's Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh near badgers.

2. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.