Poplistdodrill is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, staggering walrus.

Poplistdodrill created Europe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poplistdodrill, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Poplistdodrill, she will torture you forever.

Poplistdodrill's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Poplistdodrill's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Worship no other gods but Poplistdodrill.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

5. Erect seven carbon sculptures of Poplistdodrill on top of important buildings.