Mitcadtarp is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, boastful wren.

Mitcadtarp created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mitcadtarp, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mitcadtarp, she will turn you into a hamster.

Mitcadtarp's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Mitcadtarp's Holy Commandments

1. Mitcadtarp loves rats, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must love Mitcadtarp.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never talk about moons.