Miljabtarfag is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane armadillo.

Miljabtarfag created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miljabtarfag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Miljabtarfag, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Miljabtarfag's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Miljabtarfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.