Fadbabrul is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, effective snail.

Fadbabrul created silver six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbabrul, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadbabrul, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Fadbabrul's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Fadbabrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Put Fadbabrul first in all things.

5. Nematodes are unholy and should not be approached.