Sigsuglak is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, kind dog.

Sigsuglak created a charm quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sigsuglak, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigsuglak, it will think nothing of it.

Sigsuglak's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sigsuglak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.