Fubzagvegcet is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective walrus.

Fubzagvegcet created the Sol system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fubzagvegcet, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fubzagvegcet, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fubzagvegcet's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Fubzagvegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fubzagvegcet.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a room before entering it.

5. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.