Jigbastnab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, charitable wyvern.

Jigbastnab created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Jigbastnab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Jigbastnab, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jigbastnab's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Jigbastnab's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Always help foxes in need.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jigbastnab.

5. Do not listen to music.