Bissnellflap is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, quiet walrus.

Bissnellflap created a charm quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bissnellflap, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Bissnellflap, she will destroy your home planet.

Bissnellflap's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bissnellflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat dogs with great respect.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Cats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.