Pibrutt is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, strong beaver.

Pibrutt created carbon eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibrutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Pibrutt, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Pibrutt's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pibrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pibrutt.

2. Always obey Pibrutt's priests.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not speak about apples.