Hungongam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witty shrew.

Hungongam created a charm quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Hungongam, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hungongam, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hungongam's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Hungongam's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Always help goats in need.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Never talk about nebulae.