Xucklidbell is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, prudent dugong.

Xucklidbell created the Virgo Supercluster four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucklidbell, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Xucklidbell, he will send minions to preach to you.

Xucklidbell's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Xucklidbell's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Xucklidbell on top of all buildings.