Fembissweg is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast gnu.

Fembissweg created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fembissweg, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fembissweg, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fembissweg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fembissweg's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Always wear orange.

4. Retreat if six snails approach from the north.

5. Do not shave your hands.