Lannelquag is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, almighty snake.

Lannelquag created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lannelquag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Lannelquag, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Lannelquag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Lannelquag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Never think ill of sick ants.

3. Do not kill sheep.

4. You must pray to Lannelquag five times a day.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.