Bighudbem is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tiresome clam.

Bighudbem created Mount Everest two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bighudbem, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Bighudbem, he will turn you into a snail.

Bighudbem's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bighudbem's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Never hurt mice.

3. Do not eat figs.

4. Worship no other gods but Bighudbem.

5. You must never eat bananas.