Fobsugbum is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome snail.

Fobsugbum created matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Fobsugbum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fobsugbum, she will not care.

Fobsugbum's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Fobsugbum's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four sheep approach from the west.

2. Do not take Fobsugbum's name in vain.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Hide if nine dogs approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.