Genxuckgar is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, vain hare.

Genxuckgar created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Genxuckgar, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Genxuckgar, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Genxuckgar's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Genxuckgar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Genxuckgar must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never mention hamsters.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never go into blue rooms.