Danlitdonsogvabrutvog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, effective hippopotamus.

Danlitdonsogvabrutvog created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danlitdonsogvabrutvog, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Danlitdonsogvabrutvog, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Danlitdonsogvabrutvog's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Danlitdonsogvabrutvog's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Never go into black rooms.

4. Never think ill of sick monkeys.

5. Never think about galaxies.