Flatsugbet is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, amazing deer.

Flatsugbet created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Flatsugbet, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Flatsugbet, he will turn you into a sheep.

Flatsugbet's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Flatsugbet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill doves.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.