Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif
is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, compassionate
parrot
.
Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif
created matter seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif
, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif
, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif's
most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.
Bepyarlcimvegligfligfagmif's Holy Commandments
1. Do not shave your chest.
2. Retreat if six dolphins approach from the east.
3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Never write about galaxies.
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