Sabarpdam is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, boastful
wombat.
Sabarpdam created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sabarpdam, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sabarpdam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.
Sabarpdam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.
Sabarpdam's Holy Commandments1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.
2. Do not commit murder.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Do not eat onions.
5. Retreat if five goats approach from the west.