Boppad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, strong armadillo.

Boppad created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boppad, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Boppad, it will come to you in dreams.

Boppad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Boppad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never paint your feet green.

3. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.

4. Feed all hungry ducks.

5. Run away from pink eagles, for they are unholy.