Boppad is a god.
It takes the form of a huge, strong
armadillo.
Boppad created an atom four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Boppad, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Boppad, it will come to you in dreams.
Boppad's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.
Boppad's Holy Commandments1. Never eat green fruit.
2. Never paint your feet green.
3. Hide from brown frogs for they are unholy.
4. Feed all hungry ducks.
5. Run away from pink eagles, for they are unholy.