Vedgupmisvol is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, almighty cat.

Vedgupmisvol created the Sol system two years ago.

If you believe in Vedgupmisvol, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Vedgupmisvol, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Vedgupmisvol's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Vedgupmisvol's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not kill voles.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Always obey Vedgupmisvol's priests.

5. Worship no other gods but Vedgupmisvol.