Himyakhugcadcapdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witless dove.

Himyakhugcadcapdiss created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Himyakhugcadcapdiss, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Himyakhugcadcapdiss, he will send you a sign.

Himyakhugcadcapdiss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Himyakhugcadcapdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.