Himyakhugcadcapdiss is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, witless
dove.
Himyakhugcadcapdiss created a bottom quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Himyakhugcadcapdiss, he will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Himyakhugcadcapdiss, he will send you a sign.
Himyakhugcadcapdiss' most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.
Himyakhugcadcapdiss' Holy Commandments1. Never laugh in the presence of aardvarks.
2. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
4. Do not sing in public.
5. Always treat squirrels with great respect.