Yartonkyog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing snail.

Yartonkyog created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartonkyog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yartonkyog, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yartonkyog's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Yartonkyog's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never think ill of sick doves.

3. Never hurt whales.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
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