Cadjadnig is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying
weasel.
Cadjadnig created a bottom quark twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Cadjadnig, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Cadjadnig, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.
Cadjadnig's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Cadjadnig's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about fire.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Do not eat cucumbers.
4. Never hurt shrews.
5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.