Hinhompit is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, cheerful jaguar.

Hinhompit created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinhompit, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Hinhompit, it will make you grow a tail.

Hinhompit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Hinhompit's Holy Commandments

1. Always help cats in need.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.

4. Do not take Hinhompit's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.