Hinhompit is a god.
It takes the form of a minute, cheerful
jaguar.
Hinhompit created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Hinhompit, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Hinhompit, it will make you grow a tail.
Hinhompit's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.
Hinhompit's Holy Commandments1. Always help cats in need.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never sit in the presence of aardvarks.
4. Do not take Hinhompit's name in vain.
5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.