Yambugrak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unselfish mongoose.

Yambugrak created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Yambugrak, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yambugrak, he will ignore you.

Yambugrak's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Yambugrak's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five rats approach from the south.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not dye your hair gray.

4. You must pray to Yambugrak seven times a day.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.