Rawhadtonk is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless porpoise.

Rawhadtonk created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Rawhadtonk, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rawhadtonk, it will refuse to believe in you.

Rawhadtonk's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Rawhadtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about pigs.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peanuts.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.