Xindityatt is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, selfish deer.

Xindityatt created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Xindityatt, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xindityatt, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Xindityatt's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Xindityatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.