Nullhomlarn is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, intelligent scorpion.

Nullhomlarn created energy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nullhomlarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nullhomlarn, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Nullhomlarn's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Nullhomlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never wear mauve scarves.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Manatees are not to be trusted.

5. Never eat bark.