Cenrenwon Kindumtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, contented dugong.

Cenrenwon Kindumtetti created an atom seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenrenwon Kindumtetti, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Cenrenwon Kindumtetti, she will destroy your favourite star.

Cenrenwon Kindumtetti's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cenrenwon Kindumtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never talk about fire.