Lindabjarn is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, grumpy
crocodile.
Lindabjarn created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Lindabjarn, he will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Lindabjarn, he will turn you into a worm.
Lindabjarn's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.
Lindabjarn's Holy Commandments1. Do not kill grasshopers.
2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lindabjarn.
4. Do not make images of living things.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.