Fobingnelxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous ferret.

Fobingnelxuc created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Fobingnelxuc, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Fobingnelxuc, she will laugh at you.

Fobingnelxuc's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Fobingnelxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from brown pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Put Fobingnelxuc first in all things.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about gulls.

5. Fobingnelxuc must be the most important thing in your life.
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