Sidpogfab is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, idiotic tortoise.

Sidpogfab created the planet Venus eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sidpogfab, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Sidpogfab, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Sidpogfab's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Sidpogfab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sidpogfab.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat lemons.

5. Do not covet oxen.
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