Kondodlarg is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, clever hamster.

Kondodlarg created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Kondodlarg, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kondodlarg, he will throw large rocks at you.

Kondodlarg's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kondodlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Kondodlarg loves seals, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. You must love Kondodlarg.

5. Never feed oranges to shrews while wearing red coats.