Cemdoglooplin is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful tapir.

Cemdoglooplin created an atom four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cemdoglooplin, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Cemdoglooplin, it will send you a sign.

Cemdoglooplin's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Cemdoglooplin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

2. You must love Cemdoglooplin.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Erect three platinum sculptures of Cemdoglooplin on top of important buildings.