Bitgupmit is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, omniscient hydra.

Bitgupmit created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bitgupmit, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bitgupmit, she will not care at all.

Bitgupmit's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Bitgupmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Always help sick badgers.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Never look in ponds.
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