Fatgidhak is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, annoying unicorn.

Fatgidhak created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatgidhak, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fatgidhak, it will torture you forever.

Fatgidhak's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Fatgidhak's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Put Fatgidhak first in all things.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.