Gebcidcud is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, contented gorilla.

Gebcidcud created bats seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebcidcud, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gebcidcud, she will be very sad.

Gebcidcud's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Gebcidcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill mites.

2. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a room before entering it.

3. Do not shave your hands.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.