Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab
is a god.
He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, thoughtless
crab
.
Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab
created the Large Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab
, he will smite all your enemies.
If you do not believe in
Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab
, he will send you a strongly worded letter.
Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab's
most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.
Latgidsad Kikdonwan Sagsasjab's Holy Commandments
1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.
3. Never look at comets.
4. Never eat green fruit.
5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
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