Vantabflig is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying crocodile.

Vantabflig created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vantabflig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Vantabflig, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Vantabflig's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vantabflig's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. Vantabflig must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vantabflig.