Likquamdap is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, intelligent camel.

Likquamdap created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Likquamdap, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Likquamdap, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Likquamdap's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Likquamdap's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Likquamdap.

2. Always help hamsters.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.
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