Bitripkop is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, grumpy skunk.

Bitripkop created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bitripkop, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bitripkop, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bitripkop's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Bitripkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Bitripkop.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.